[Summary: Snarky gay priests being generally snarky, gay assholes to each other but also bangin’ on the DL. Also no one is sad, echelon-in-wonderland, please love me.]
The monsignor’s office was one of the few places in the small rectory that didn’t have air conditioning. Logic said it was because the monsignor was used to the heat, considering he was from as south as you could go in the country, but rumor said it was because he might actually be Satan.
“How long have you been out of seminary, Adam?”
“About two months, sir. Why?”
Tiefer leaned back in his chair. “D’you know why I took this job here?”
“Is that rhetorical or…”
Tiefer rolled his eyes. “No, please. Take a guess.”
“If you haven’t learned sarcasm yet, Adam, you’re gonna have a hell of a time working with me.”
"it’s name is blanche"
"and i fed it some fish so it’s never going away now"
"also it sheds a lot"
"god damn it em i am going to actually kill you"
no but what if boyfriends au and tiefer found a cat tHEY HAVE A CAT BABY TOGETHER
who feels guilty over blinding tiefer? jehan does
who has terrifying hallucinations? oh right, jehan does
gdi adam in this universe that is your goddamn boss you gay piece of shit
(yeah ok it is time to sleep if i’m drawing adam and tiefer snogging it is definitely time to sleep
don’t think i don’t ship it bc i do)
this comic would be so much shorter if this is how the meeting with Msgr. Tiefer went
(and my life would be made so much easier)
i was supposed to be drawing a page; instead i doodled emilein all beaten and giving blowjobs
sorry this is so shitty but at least it’s more than a kiss?
(and i always love doing tiefer and jehan so feel no conflict XD)
I am very much unhappy that I cannot hide my breasts and that I am read always and forever as a woman. I want to be able to bounce back and forth, be neither/nor really rather than either/or. Honestly, sometimes I’d like to just rid myself of them.
Hello there, extremely personal piece. If anyone reblogs this, do not remove my comments. This should go without saying but especially on a personal piece, I am really adamant about this.
(I should note though, for those that worry, that I would never mutilate or self-harm; since I consider it extremely pathetic and one of the lowest things, I can guarantee you my pride in my exacting standards would prevent me from doing so.)